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I Can Go All Night – I Just Choose Not To

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I Can’t Believe I Slept With Three People Or More To Get This Job

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I Bring Nothing To The Table

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I Can Has Cheezburger

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I Don’t Like Jokes On Shirts

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I Am The White Man Who’s Been Keeping You Down

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I Fucked The Girl In Hanson

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I Got Saint-Faced On Shit Patrick’s Day

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I Committed Suicide

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I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer

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I Have Six Words For You

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I Eat More Pussy Than Alf

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I Didn’t Come Here To Impress None Of You Motherfuckers

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I Always Signal While Driving

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I Buy Crystal Meth For The Sudafed

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I Am Not An Ambulance

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I Am The Ninja Your Parents Warned You About

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I Didn’t Buy This Shirt Because It Says Fuck On It. I Bought It Because It Says Fuck On It Twice

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I Didn’t Get A Gift Receipt

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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment

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I Believe In Happy Endings

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I Am Not A Duck

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I Put The Syn In Synagogue

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I Put The Porn In Popcorn

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I Put The In Lazy

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I Put The Christ Ma! In Christmas

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I Put The Cute In Execute

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I Meet Or Exceed Expectations

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I No Longer Want To Participate In This Nonsense

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I Have That Disease Where I Look Like This